Tom Hayes is going to prison. He’s been sent down for 14 years, although Nick Leeson reckons he’ll only do five with good behaviour. It’s all a bit of a tragedy for the 35 year-old trader from Fleet in Hampshire who was once offered $3m to join Goldman Sachs and who made over $7m working for UBS and Citigroup.
The judge in Hayes’ case said he, “succumbed to temptation” and did things that were, “honest and wrong.” This may be so, but there’s also plenty of evidence that Hayes’ life wasn’t as fancy as outsiders might suppose.
Firstly, there was the duvet cover – Hayes famously slept as an adult under the exact same superhero duvet cover he’d owned since he was eight years old. We assume that this was before he met his wife in a Tokyo swimming pool. Secondly, there was the bullying – Hayes has been diagnosed with Asperger’s, and Reuters reports that his colleagues (who had nicknames like Pete the Greek, Golum, Pools and Fast Eddie) called him Rain Man and taunted him with a line from the film – “Qantas never crashed, Qantas never crashed”. Thirdly there was the antisocial behaviour – Hayes sat in a corner and read a book during one office Christmas party and drank hot chocolate instead of beer on nights out. Fourthly, there was the personal hygiene – Hayes never washed if he was on a winning streak and declined to speak to colleagues via video chat because he, “looked like a tramp every day.” And lastly, there was the depression. – Hayes said he was sometimes, ‘so stressed he wanted to jump off a bridge.’ Maybe million dollar trading jobs aren’t so special after all.
Separately, Barclays has made a move akin to Deutsche’s decision to pull back from single name CDS trading last year, and has closed down its asset backed securities business. This helps explain why ex-Barclays securitized product strategist Andy Purnell left to become a DJ several weeks ago.
Tom Hayes just liked to stay in watching the InBetweeners and eating ribs. (Financial Times)
Thanks to Tom Hayes, you can no longer claim absolution on the grounds that ‘everyone was doing it’. This is the start of a new period of personal responsibility in banking. (Bloomberg)
Wells Fargo juniors are quite happy with their bonuses. (Dealbreaker)
Jorge Usandivaras, the former head of the Latin American Strategic Transactions unit at Deutsche Bank, just won $3m in compensation for a breached employment contract. He’d asked for $45m. (Reuters)
The 35 staff and traders and Jump trading made $1m each in 2013. (The Times)
Promontory Financial and regulatory capture. (NYTimes)
How to earn an extra £9k as an accountant. (Accountancy Age)
Focusing on mid-sized German clients is going well for Commerzbank. (WSJ)
Man speaks 32 different languages. (New Statesman)