You want to work in banking, but you don't have extravagant qualifications or a place on an investment bank's trainee programme. All is not lost. Look at Joseph Kynaston Reeves.
For anyone unfamiliar with the name, Reeves is the man who penned the blog lambasting Russell Brand for picketing RBS, thereby preventing him from getting back into the building with his lunch last week. The blog has become a sensation and Reeves has acquired a new status as some sort of sharp-tonged banker who can take on the sharp-tongued comedian. Except Reeves isn't exactly a banker - he's a business analyst and he differs from members of the 'banking elite' in every way you can imagine.
Firstly, Reeves' LinkedIn profile doesn't contain evidence of a big name university, or indeed any university. Secondly, there's no sign of the interminable internships that characterize most junior banking CVs these days. Thirdly, Reeves doesn't live in London or the Home Counties - he says he's from South London and that his wife and children live in Bangor Northern Ireland (although he spends his weeks in the City for work). Fourthly, Reeves seemingly wanted to be a pop star rather than a bank employee. And lastly, he arrived at RBS via a circuitous route of 'telephony support', 'programming', 'software development' and 'application support,' until he graduated to becoming a financial engineer at software company First Derivatives and from there moved to RBS. Let this be a lesson for anyone who thinks they can't get into banking if they don't tick all the boxes from outset. RBS will take you, at least.
Separately, someone at [efc_twitter text="Citi has let it be known that the bank will be taking from its investment bankers and giving to its traders this year"]. An unnamed source at the bank told Bloomberg that Citi's investment bankers won't be receiving the sorts of giant bonuses they might be expecting after a strong year and that Citi's traders won't be receiving an embarrassment of nothingness. Instead, investment banking bonuses at Citi will be up 2%-3% and trading bonuses at Citi will be flat (and sometimes down). Who said bankers don't know how to share the love?
Is this Reeves in action? (Vimeo)
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