These are the sorts of people who will soon be turning up to the most junior jobs at top investment banks.
Compliance professionals should be careful what they wish for - higher status and rising pay is increasing burnout.
Traders at Bank of America are at risk of redundancy, unless this happens. If you attend these schools you are assured of a fine future at J.P. Morgan.
What percentage of his revenues did Tom Hayes get paid at UBS? And how can you nourish yourself when you have no time?
So you want a sales, trading, research or M&A job this year? These are the hotspots.
What should you say if you want to get into Barclays or Morgan Stanley? And BNP Paribas has decided that being simple and efficient isn't enough.
Barclays just bolstered its equities team with a hedge fund hire.
It's not just traders: sales and compliance also come out looking badly in Barclays' latest scandal. And, why graduates shouldn't become accountants.
Banned from having full profiles on LinkedIn, J.P. Morgan's technology staff are fearful of losing their jobs or being moved to less desirable locations.
Rothschild's London bankers got an election-inspired treat.