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Things aren't so hot at J.P.'s CIB

Things aren't so hot at J.P.'s CIB

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  1. I think this is hilarious because JP Morgan is my dream bank and I just happen to choose this 1.

  2. I also like JPMorgan… But this best fit me. It was a tango between 1 and 3.

  3. Good God I’d eat Jamie Dimon for lunch in just about any competition that involves physical, mental and cognitive skills . . . the only thing I wouldn’t beat him in is a game of douche baggery.

  4. Haha! I knew there was some reason I liked him; He’s me! Ah, narcissism… is there any greater love?

    Or as my dearest Oscar Wilde would say, “to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

  5. Haha! I knew there was some reason I liked him; He’s me!

    As my dearest Oscar Wilde would say, “to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

  6. Haha! I knew there was some reason I liked him; He’s me! As my dearest Oscar Wilde would say, “to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

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