@James: How did it go?

Posted by Alan

Lunchtime Links: Goldman now on track to pay $773k per head

All things being equal, Goldman Sachs employees could find themselves even better off than they might have hoped. Following today’s announcement of not unimpressive second quarter results, it appears that the average Goldmanite is now on track to receive $773k per head this year, more than ever before.

Needless to say, no small portion of this comes from potentially risky trading activities. Fixed income trading revenues contributed 49% of the total and nearly tripled in Q209 vs. Q208; overall VaR rose 33%. However, the potential wealth of the average Goldman banker is not all down to fixed income trading: there were also signs of recovery in other sectors, most notably equity underwriting, where revenues soared from $48m in Q1 to $736m in Q2.

Goldman VaR hits all time record. (ZeroHedge)

Charlie Gasparino: Time for Goldman to become a hedge fund. (CNBC)

Goldman bonuses all round. (Alphaville)

Ms Whitney’s basic premise is that America – at a federal, state and local government level – needs to issue so much debt that Goldman simply can’t avoid profiting from this “tsunami” of issuance. (Alphaville)

EU to increase capital allocations for banks with pay policies that encourage risk taking. (Bloomberg)

Tougher pay targets for Stephen Hester. (Financial Times)

New independent research boutique to be launched in September. (Financial Times)

Bankers at JPMorgan (allegedly) made to track the hours of their day like lawyers and achieve 250 clicks on certain internal websites. (Dealbreaker)

You missed the party for senior bankers from Merrill, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, heads of European private equity firms, secretaries and mailroom staff. (Dealbook)

Comments (10)
  1. i think i’m about to get fired because i farted in front of clients and was asked to leave the room by my boss. everyone heard it… if my boss fires me, i will punch him in the mouth because of the crap i’ve taken off him in the last 11 months. i don’t care if i have to spend a night in a jail cell

  2. @ James- If you do please submit an article. it will be better than some of the drivel that ends up on here.

  3. @ James-Bet you dont punch him. You will exit the building with no fuss as you will be too embarassed

  4. @James: Mate, you have made my day. I’d give him a good kicking while he was down too if i was you..its only right. And then perhaps squat over his bloodied head and let another rip while uttering ‘greed may be good. but this is better. sniff the sweet stench of my victory…snnniffffff ittt daaaamn you!!!’. Fight the power. Ahem.

  5. billy pilgrim -You are obviously a pathetic weasel too. Now run along and get the coffee for your boss and enough of these fantasies.

  6. @James & billy: you are legends of modern times. I try to let rip whenever I pass my boss’s desk.

  7. Well I’m the client and you deserve what you get – that STANK!

  8. @James: Any update in this Office/big banker reality show?

  9. Well played mate (James). Always wanted to do that. On my 2nd week in the bank my boss e-mailed me (from 3 metres away) asking me to shave everyday cos we have lots of clients passing thru the office everyday. Is it cos I is golden-brown?

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