TRANCHED: Compromised by a compromise agreement

My quote of the week this week goes to Christian Noyer, the governor of the Bank of France, who stated that “there is no drama in front of us”. This leaves me thinking that either Mr Noyer has an exceptionally high drama threshold, or that he has lost all perception of what is going on in the world. The travelling credit crisis circus arrived this week in Europe. It seems to have lost none of its venom on its way across the Atlantic and has morphed from Anglo-Saxon arrogance to Celtic catastrophe.

Against this backdrop, it was a volatile week from a job hunting point of view as well. After being offered a lucrative short-term contracting role with my former employer’s new owner, I was delighted to have something to tide me over short term.

In the back of my mind, however, there was a sneaking suspicion that my compromise agreement might have something to say about this solution. I checked the fine print and it appears that returning to my old employer would require me to pay half my redundancy pay back if I joined on even a short-term contract. I said it was lucrative but not that lucrative. The bad news was confirmed by the same HR contact who had made me redundant in the first place. I am pretty sure I could sense a touch of glee in her voice.

Ultimately, it is my former employer who is going to suffer because of this decision. The project I was looking at is already behind schedule by months and is slipping further behind with every day that passes. I was the easiest possible option for the role: I had years of experience of the products and the team, I was available yesterday and I came directly without going through an agency so I would be relatively cheap. Even in these chaotic times, HR seemed content to work against the firm’s best interests. You have to love their style.

Contracting these days raises some particularly confusing scenarios. In my only other experience of it, a proportion of my daily rate was held back until the end of the contract to ensure completion. Given the weakness of some banks, the reverse is what’s needed, some sort of security over assets to ensure invoices are met. It is a very worrying state of affairs when my own personal credit rating is higher than that of my potential employer.

Fortunately, a fresh glimmer of hope has ignited itself. Again it is another short-term role, but the money is good and it even sounds interesting. Given the developments of recent weeks, it has become fairly obvious that in this market nothing is what it seems; jobs can appear and disappear overnight as companies rise and fall.

I am therefore not counting these particular chickens before they have hatched. As if to prove this point, my former employer has become this week’s whipping boy: its shares are down almost 50% in two days, an ominous sign, but possibly a lucky escape.

However, on the plus-side things are so volatile at the moment that where one door closes others may suddenly open. Don’t blink, or you may miss something. This dislocation will offer up some fresh challenges and opportunities. Until then, soup kitchen anyone?

CDO Joe is a structured products specialist who lost his job 21 weeks ago.

Comments (12)
  1. Why are you still trying to get a job in structured products? You seem have lost all touch with reality. Regarding your life and your career the phrase “Nero fiddles as Rome burns..” could not be more apt.

  2. Oh please….get a job and put us all out of your misery…

  3. Christ how long has this been going on?
    Since you started thousands of poeple have been laid off.

    You have one life, use it.

  4. I find this column interesting. Yes, thousands of people have been laid off, and this is just one of thousands, but its informative to see how one person is dealing with the situation and how hard it is to get back on your feet right now. Good luck Joe

  5. “its informative to see how one person is dealing with the situation and how hard it is to get back on your feet right now.”

    A reader,

    You must be a woman. That’s the only explanation I can come up with to explain your attitude towards this guy. CDO Joe goes on holiday when he should be looking for a job. He is choosy as hell regarding what job he wants and his approach towards job hunting is drinks / lunches with ex-colleagues that lead to nowhere. I don’t think this guy is the main breadwinner in his family. Does anyone seriously think he is doing all he can to get a job?

  6. There is absolutely nothing wrong with taking a break in this market, particularly if you have been working hard up until the point you lost your job. Joe is simply being realistic and using his energy wisely and we should all respect him for that. And yes, I am a woman. I do not see that as a disadvantage.

  7. “Joe is simply being realistic …”

    Dear A reader,

    Sweetheart, I don’t know your background or how wealthy you are that allows you such a luxurious attitude. But CDO Joe is an insult to every unemployed person out there trying their best to get a job in this market. I don’t expect you to understand how difficult it is to make mortgage payments, put food on the table for a family and send kids to school. In my experience, many women truly don’t.

  8. My darling Disbelief,

    You are right that I have a husband with a City salary and for that I consider myself truly blessed. However, in this world where so many people live on less than $1 a day I see no harm in taking some time out to gain a little perspective on our lives. Do we really need the school fees, the new car, the manicure? I, for one, certainly don’t. We could all benefit from taking a step back. Mr CDO has taken the time to do that and is now reinvigorated. This is very admirable.

  9. I have found this column both informative and entertaining (in the context of the big drama that is unfolding) since it first started. Keep going at it CDO Joe!

  10. Having been made redundant in May and found work four weeks ago all I say to CDO Joe is…(to quote Churchill)…when your going through hell keep going.

    You’re handling it very well and remember that even in the 1930′s depression people still found work.

  11. CDO Joe, wrt contracting with your old firm, did you not attempt to negotiate something with them around the refund of your severance package i.e. if you were so well qualified then they could have lowered the threshold..? Also, most contractors, I believe work thru a ltd company of sorts and so the contract is not with you but with the legal corporation…and therefore the refund is strictly not applicable.

  12. I worked in CDO’s, was “tranched” in Feb and eventually got something 4 months later so I particularly feel this guy’s pain. A lot of people on this message board are simply spouting rubbish.

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